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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(via prentiss-love)

Source: rosaeverdeen
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pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

Literally me every time I pass a reflective surface.

(via alienhedgehog)

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frozen-in-childhood:

urdnotvick:

ashashi-corner:

frozen-in-childhood:

woobiesftw:

lovin-elsanna:

magicmumu:

toodrunktofindanurl:

lovin-elsanna:

foreverfrozenhearted:

pandypaws:

frozen-in-childhood:

*is not amused by Let It Go’s lack of Golden Globe award*

ok but are we just gonna ignore the way it looks like she’s about to shove her hand up someone’s ass in this pic

Elsa: *preparing to give you a prostate exam*

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DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH I’M SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY.

Relax sir and let it go.

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FUUuuuuu I tried not to reblog this and failed choking on tears from laughing.

Resistance is futile.

needed the laugh XD!

Exam is done..

can I just point out how this went from Golden Globes to prostate exams and I love it so much I can’t breathe

(via alienhedgehog)

Source: frozen-in-childhood
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Meryl on the left there showing those amateurs how it’s done

(via legit-humour)

Source: bondoge
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my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

(via alienhedgehog)

Source: gilmckinney
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hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: truly--deeply
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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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you fall like a guillotine

(via alienhedgehog)

Source: nataliarmanova
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  • Answer:

    Statistically, people who find rape jokes funny have significantly smaller penises

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  • Question: All 7 - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    There are 9 you uneducated swine

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  • Question: i will fuck you up - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Which hole?